First things first I’m a realist. This week I’ve decided to let
guide my Substack decision making because in case you missed it, —her Wander Years post inspired the post I published yesterday. That post, which btw did very well (in my book), was the brilliant idea from my brilliant collaborator Trudi.I’m also still working off the full moon energy, it worked so well for me last month! So now I believe I might only plan any future posts according to the guidelines set forth by The Farmer’s Almanac.
Please don’t get me started on my 🩷 for Cori’s collaborator Deb and do note: my book is the only book that matters to me when it comes to this here Substack. I usually try to stay very, very, VERY neutral here, and indeed the struggle is real.
There’s a reason though for this and the reason is, I don’t ever find it even remotely hard to connect with other humans and have real conversations.
Except when I don’t and then boy, bye.
As an American Nurse I do take care of absolutely everyone,—I would anyway, but it’s also the law. It’s also a law that doesn’t apply everywhere so look it up if you’re curious and it does always help to know your rights.
Anyway I do meet a lot of humans in my line of work, I’m actually not at all unlike a prostitute in that regard, so basically I do see a lot of 🍆 and
Hi babe, hope you like this one 🖤
So Cori offered to share a meme, suggested I do my own Meme Drop and here we go.
Ahem, now let me clear my throat, we’ll see if this ends up being one of my ‘one hit wonders’.
Allow me to hit you with the hard 20 21 22
#1 Facts 👿
#2 More Facts
#3 😭
#4 I know so cute, I’m actually 48. 😏
#5 PSA: Nurses are trapped until the relief nurse arrives hopefully on time. Remember generally speaking cops don’t give nurses speeding tickets. 😇
#6 Every damn night. 🏴☠
#7 No comment.
#8 Yes let’s welcome the baby doctors on July 1st, by getting drunk and shooting off fireworks for America’s weeklong birthday celebration. Also the true reason I love fall.
#9 Gag me 🖤
#10 Truth
#11 Pray away and please know, I do ❤ Jesus and believe me when I say, stranger things have happened.
#12 🔥
#13 I am begging you —
#14 — NOT to touch the thing sitting in one of your arteries ⬇
#15 No lies here.
#16 It puts the lotion in the basket. Please.
#17 - 18 I’m from the hood yo. Like really really…
… worked in da hood for a minute 💯 (over a decade)
#19
#20 It ain’t about to be my patient. 😋
#21 Thank you, I’m almost always unimpressed.
Last but not least, f*ck around and find out.
There you have it kids. Some reasons The Nurse loves memes and hates to watch TV shows like Grey’s Anatomy.
Truly I’ve got tons of 🩷 for my patients, their families and the (mostly) amazing physicians I’ve worked alongside and collaborated with over the years.
I’ve repressed most of 2020, so there will be no further comment.
Hi babe these are just for you 🖤
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The socks off / skin cells is too real
Great collection of nursing memes Kristin ✨💖✨ I’m sure for any nurse reading through them it might get be a cathartic experience. Humor is good for our souls, and I laughed at many of these! Thank you!